Superheroes: The genre born from and exemplifying urban life.  They reflect our modern world by living in a fast-paced environment where crime never sleeps and there's always time for a hero to stand up.

Suburbs: Where dreams go to die because living was too hard.  They reflect our eternal condition of just wanting to take a nap and forget about Becky from work (God, she sucks...).

I know what we should do!  Let's COMBINE these things!  It'll sell better than oil+water!


Real Name: Charles Lee
Age: 21
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200 lbs
Powers: Good driver?...Like, he's a a real good driver.  No?  Okay, I guess none.


Real Name: Aaron Siegel
Age: 16
Height: 3.6 cubits
Weight: 5560.7 shekels
Powers: Basically a human bouncy ball.


Real Name: Lili Kirby
Age: 22
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 120 lbs
Powers: Transforming drill weapons, good at book-learning and doesn't have time for this crap.


Real Name: OFFICER August O'Neil
Age: 19
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 165 lbs
Powers: Emits smokescreens and has remarkably high levels of grumpiness.


Real Name: Sean Choi
Age: 30
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 165 lbs
Powers: He'sSoFastIt'sLikeOHMYGODHE'SSOFAST!
Fun Fact: He's a villain.  Booo!  Hiss!