Greetings and Salutations!
I apologize for our tardiness. I wish I could spellbound you with a riveting tale of some peril that prevented me from updating the site yesterday, or at least could craft a justifiable explanation that would please all parties, but alas, the only reason I neglected to update ye olde site is because I simply forgot to.
In any event, we have a new submission to our fair Eurasia Gallery! ‘Tis a scene of our upcoming comic! It depicts of Sir Gawain using his divine power of…Writing? Really? That’s it? I put on this whole act for a guy who’s secret identity is Pencil Pusher: The Superhero Nobody Wants to Be? This is bogus! I’m outta here!
(Already Out of Here and Unable to Write a Sign-Off Line),
Sean